DEVELOPER · TINKERER · BUILDER
I help businesses turn manual work into software that runs itself — web apps, AI integrations, and automation, built end to end from East Texas. The proof ships: an iOS app live on the App Store, and a trading system that’s placed 100+ live trades while I sleep. After hours I chase whatever I’m curious about — a caffeine model on a watch face, tools that catch what the internet quietly deletes — and I take on the problems other people would rather skip.
Open to new developer and tech opportunitiesAn AI crypto bot that trades live on its own — 100+ trades with a hard risk circuit breaker — and trains itself, scoring thousands of past trades to re-tune its own strategy from measured results instead of hunches. It’s the core of a private command center that runs my whole digital life: all behind a Tailscale mesh with zero public exposure, reachable from my phone, watch, or browser, with an assistant I can talk to — and yes, it even turns down my thermostat.
A pet-sitting marketplace where owners post a job and background-checked sitters bid on it. Stripe Connect charges the owner, pays the sitter and keeps a cut; Checkr screens every sitter without this app ever touching an SSN. The interesting part is what it takes to be right about money — the charge sits outside the database transaction on purpose, every write to Stripe is idempotent, and the webhook can still reconcile a payment when the network drops mid-charge.
Know exactly how much caffeine is still in your bloodstream, right now. It runs the same pharmacokinetic model clinicians use, with 6 glanceable widgets across iPhone and Apple Watch — so you can time that last cup before it steals your sleep. Everything stays on your device. Live on the App Store.
Scans your network and hands back a clean visual map of every open door — no command line, no nmap wizardry required. It turns a security audit into something anyone can read at a glance and actually act on.
Watches public feeds and catches posts the moment they’re quietly edited, hidden, or deleted — the things someone hoped you’d miss. It polls harder when a source heats up, so nothing slips through. (It cut its teeth tracking deletions on r/UFO.)
Which model ran, where, and whether I trust it yet — the paperwork behind the agent fleet.
Everything I check daily in one window, built so no tab can take down its neighbors.
I stopped writing trading bots and started writing instructions an agent executes.
See what your LLM app actually did, and test a prompt change before it ships.
One question, answered on six screens: how wired am I right now?
Some posts don't stick around. This catches them on the way out.
nmap knows what's open. Socket Search explains it to whoever has to fix it.
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